|9 for 9.|
This has been a crazy day for Celtics Nation. But don't worry -- I've got a plan.
And it's already underway.
1. Rally without your fallen leader and Beat the Heat in 2OT.
|Lolz, Shane Battier.|
2. Sign D West. (Holler, Gethin Coolbaugh.)
|Ready for Act III.|
3. Make the playoffs -- just do it.
|It's where we belong.|
4. Roll through rounds 1-3 with SO MUCH UBUNTU.
|HECK YES IT IS.|
6. SO much Ubuntu... ON DUCK BOATS!
|Rolling rallies FTW.|
7. Ladies and gentlemen... Banner 18.
8. Re-active a re-inspired, re-energized Rondo midseason for the defending champs. Watch him play like he's on national TV every night, average a triple double, make first team All-NBA Defense, and win the 2014 MVP.
9. Sometime in the late 2020s, send no. 9 to the rafters on its own, new banner (alongside our 20+ championship banners). During the ceremony, watch as Ray Allen takes the mic, weeps openly, apologies for everything, and recieves a standing O -- this time, without any boos.
...And there we go. Rest easy, Celtics Nation -- we have a plan.
You're welcome, Danny and Doc.