Vengeance like Inigo Montoya.

Ready for some simple math?

NEW PLAN (in 9 Easy Steps)

9 for 9.

This has been a crazy day for Celtics Nation.  But don't worry -- I've got a plan.

And it's already underway.

Editorial: Elect Jason Eugene Terry to the 2013 N.B.A. Eastern Conference All-Star Team

...Not just yet.

This morning's edition of the venerable "Morning Dump" over at Red's Army summarily dismissed the sensational trade rumors swirling around our beloved Boston Celtics last night as -- in just so many words -- "total bullshit."

This news was more than welcome.  Especially to yours truly.

Still, even as we bask in the glow of a thrilling 102-96 win over the New York Knickerbockers at Madison Square Garden, MercerJersey.com can't shake the particularly icky feeling that the inclusion of one particular name in that rumor generated.

That name?  Jason Eugene Terry.

Paul doesn't appreciate your GIFs.

HILARIOUS, GUYS.

It's funny because I'm old and broken down.

This is spin.

PERCEPTION

KG is a Basketball God.  He is the pure, unfiltered light of Old School Competitive Spirit.

Rondo is like David.  Pure of heart... inspired by devotion to a Basketball God... he challenged a man twice his size.

Do your worst, David Stern.  Rondo is a Hero, and Goliath had it comin'.