Wednesday, October 29, 2014

2014-2015 Boston Celtics Season Preview: The 83% Edition

Yesterday, the Boston Celtics' cantankerous captain let us know via coach Brad Stevens that he's now 83% likely to play in tonight's season opener against old pal Kevin Garnett and the Brooklyn Nets (up from 79% just the day before).  Today, we play Follow-the[-Team]-Leader and use those same arbitrary odds to preview the upcoming year for the boys in Green & White...

Thursday, October 9, 2014

This new season's, like, PERFECT right now

I thought about how you played the last two games.

About how you're 2-0, and how you won both games by 20 points.  About how you did it all with a healing Rondo on the sidelines, surely readying himself to put his best foot forward in a contract year.  About how Evan Turner actually looked like a no. 2 pick in game no. 1, and how Sully shot the lights out in Hartford.

I stayed up half the night thinkin' about it.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Recap Poetry: The Final 46 Games of the Season

After each Celtics game some number of Celtics games, captures what transpired via the art of rhythmical literary composition in "Recap Poetry."

Today's poetry recap is... free verse.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Fun with Pop Culture: A C's-Themed Guide to NBC Late Night

Tonight, at 11:35 p.m., Mr. Jimmy Fallon will emerge from the royal blue curtains in 30 Rock's Studio 6-B to kick off week no. 2 of his tenure at the helm of The Tonight Show.

An hour later (and two stories above, in Studio 8-G) Mr. Seth Meyers will extend warm welcomes to Ms. Amy Poehler and Vice President Joe Biden for his debut as the new host of Late Night.

And thus... a New Era in American broadcast television will begin.

In commemoration of this historic moment at NBC, takes a fresh look at the club of eight (exclusively and perhaps regrettably) men who have been given the reigns to the Peacock's prized pair of late night franchises – through the ever-valuable lens (of course) of Boston Celtics basketball.